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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/03/2015 at 18:25 • Filed to: None

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It’s called “What the Hell is EssExTee Doing?”

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:29

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DiRT Rally. What do I win?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:35

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All the things, by the looks of it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures 12/03/2015 at 18:36

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You win a trophy:

itschrome > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:38

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Running Seti@home on max setting with a Pentium 4 single core on windows vista while streaming Buffy the vampire slayer season 3 on netflix in IE 6?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:39

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Porn

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:40

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But I already have so many trophies...

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:41

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Note get back to me when there are 8 of the one and 32 of the other

RallyWrench > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/03/2015 at 18:41

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This.

itschrome > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/03/2015 at 18:41

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I don’t think the porn would ping the CPU to 100%, the malware tho...

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:43

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Breaking Valve encryption so you can download Half Life 3.

djmt1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:44

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With only ten minutes before their mother in law returns to the house to check her email, EssExTee has been left with no option but to utilise the complete computational power of his computer to transfer their entire porn collection onto a thumb drive which will then be escorted to a safe drop.

Will EssExTee make it time?

Will the mother in law return home?

Just how much damn porn is there?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 12/03/2015 at 18:44

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That would require having played the first two.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 18:44

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Rendering?

Dusty Ventures > PS9 12/03/2015 at 18:46

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HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures 12/03/2015 at 18:47

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 12/03/2015 at 18:48

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25 minutes in and I’m on frame 30 of 75.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > djmt1 12/03/2015 at 18:49

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*Find out in ten episodes’ time on Dragonball Z.

EL_ULY > itschrome 12/03/2015 at 18:58

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You’re not Porning the right way sir.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:00

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What are you rendering?

Master Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:01

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That’s what happens to mine just opening Chrome. Finally caved and bought a “new” computer this week, though, so once it arrives maybe I’ll finally be able to watch those fancy .gifs everyone’s been talking about.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 12/03/2015 at 19:01

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Some cloth falling into a glass cup.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:03

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Nice! I’m jealous of your rendering times. It usually takes me a couple of hours to render a 90 frame animation of a car driving along.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 12/03/2015 at 19:04

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Only 720p and 50 samples per frame tho.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:05

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Skrub.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Master Cylinder 12/03/2015 at 19:06

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I’m using 100% CPU of a gaming laptop.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > itschrome 12/03/2015 at 19:08

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Seti@home absolutely destroys your computer.

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:11

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PS9 > itschrome 12/03/2015 at 19:16

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It might be 3D Porn!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > HammerheadFistpunch 12/03/2015 at 19:30

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I have an 8c/24g setup and this past week my working hours CPU utilization is hovering around 30%, and I desperately need that next 8gig of RAM.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2015 at 19:35

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Games? Did someone say Games?

And obviously the single-core CPU is having trouble playing the HD porn you’re trying to play... LOL

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 12/03/2015 at 19:49

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32 cores

that’s wild man

Nauraushaun > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2015 at 01:49

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Trying to open 1 tab on Chrome #burn #firefoxfolyf

Sabirah > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 21:12

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Chrome with too many tabs open.